In an ancient time, in an ancient land, with ancient warriors and very few adjectives, two warrior friends named G M0n3y and Durial321 had finished the Tutorial Island together. They started the art of melee combat on Goblins found in Lumbridge. They gained much experience, much money, many runes and armour. Then one day, G M0n3y noticd that he had gained enough runes to practice Magic. Durial321 was quite supportive of this and gave G M0n3y many runes and a magic Air Staff. G M0n3y was learning magic so well that he decided to travel to the wilderness for a bit of a challenge. A ranger came and started shooting Mithril Arrows into G M0n3y. G M0n3y teleported back to Varrock right before he would have died. Durial321 ran to the apothecary as fast as he could. Like it was street cleaning day and I forgot to move my car fast. He was bookin'! Durial321 got a magic healing potion to help recover G M0n3y's health.

The next day, Durial321 went out to the wilderness to slaughter the ranger. Quite successful he was at that. he picked up a large number of Mithril Arrows, a Yew Shortbow and full Green Dragonhide armour and lots of magic Healing Salmon. A mage came out of nowhere and casted Bind and Fire Strike. Another mage came out and Binded the mage attacking Durial321, Water Bolted him and casted Weaken. It was G M0n3y. "No way!" Screamed Durial321. Durial321 and G M0n3y wiped the floor with the mage. Then they decided to pick up the runes and give them to G M0n3y. They went further into the wilderness looking for adventure. They killed many mages, rangers and warriors and collected millions of coins worth of loot.

Duke Horacio appointed G M0n3y as Lumbridges bounty hunter. With one stipulation, if G M0n3y were to refuse an assignment, he would be assasssinated. G M0n3y got many kills and A LOT of loot and pay from Duke Horacio.

Meanwhile Durial321 had strengthened up to the point where he fought Red Dragons. he was also rich so he bought full Dragon Armour, an Abyssal whip and found a Rune Defender at the Warriors' Guild.

Duke Horacio saw a WANTED poster for the man who killed the archer. "Wanted Dead Or Alive, Durial321!" It said. G M0n3y was put on the job. He was forced to do so or he would be assassinated. G M0n3y had no choice but to murder his long time friend.

G M0n3y scheduled to meet Durial321 in the wilderness for some "Old Time Player Killing". They went into the wilderness forest where G M0n3y equipped his Ancient Staff with his full Black/Red Mystic and froze Durial321 with Ice Barrage. "What in the hell do you think your'e doing?!" Durial321 screamed."I'm sorry, I have to kill you or I myself will be killed." said G M0n3y. Durial321 pulled out his Abyssal Whip and Rune Defender, ran towards G M0n3y and whipped him. G M0n3y then casted Shadow Barrage. Durial321 retaliated and whipped G M0n3y in the neck and strangled him. He threw G M0n3y to the ground and said "I'm sorry brother!" before he stabbed him in the head with his Rune Defender.

G M0n3y was dead. Durial321 could tell by the empty accusing stare in his eyes.

Durial321 took G M0n3y's body to Duke Horacio. Durial321 told Duke Horacio "You are weak and pathetic! How  dare you turn a man against his best friend?!" and he walked out.

Durial321 walked through the wilderness one last time to the volcano near the Green Dragons where he used to hang out with G M0n3y, and threw himself in.

The End